suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
(Not so) useful Norwegian phrases
Denne osten er full av mugg - this cheese is full of mold
Isbjørnen er en uttrydningstruet dyreart - the polar bear is an endangered species
Rumpa mi brenner - my butt is on fire
La oss plyndre England - let’s plunder England
Svigermor er kannibal - my mother in law is a cannibal
Månen er laget av sveitserost - the moon is made of Swiss cheese
Skogen er full av troll - the forest is full of trolls
Jeg skal ut på fisketur og det er ingenting du kan gjøre for å stoppe meg - I’m going out on a fishing trip and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
Slutt å mase - stop nagging
Jeg skulle ønske jeg var et dovendyr - I wish I was a sloth
Jeg elsker hjemmelagede knekkebrød med brunost - I love homemade crackers with brown cheese
Ostehøvelen er verdens flotteste oppfinnelse - the cheese slicer is the world’s greatest invention
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
These are available at the official Roald Dahl store. (I can’t believe I didn’t know that either existed until just now.)
she looks exactly like her dad!
Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
